Corporation Screwover

Three Seconds to Live


I love Bugs, not the insect kind, but the rabbit.

His classic line, “Whats up doc?” Funny!

Excuse me being a little rambly and odd, I’m drugged up and recovering from being shot right now.

Which is why I’m watching loony toons.

Even in my drugged up state I’m wondering why nobody has called me out on only wearing a pair of panties, a tank top and the bandages on my arm. Well I do have the sheet from the bed wrapped around my arm too, but i don’t think that counts. Of course it could have something to do with everybody trying to kill Drake.

Not that I blame them.

He is kind of a douche.

If it weren’t for the fact I’m dating his sister I’d try to kill him too.

I think i lost my train of thought… Oh ya! Bugs! I was always a little jealous of Lola…Bugs is a great guy. I also have a thing for Wile E. Coyote, but I love him for his brain. While it never works out for him he comes up with some genius ideas. But he always gets the shaft because Road Runner has stupid luck. Which is why he never quite makes it up to Bugs level.

Shocking. I just admitted that there are guy’s that i like. Cartoon characters or not. I’ve been a tail chaser for as long as i can remember. I just never liked guys. Not in that way. But at the same time there have been a few guys that just get me wet. Still it’s neither here nor there. I’m a taken woman. And if I survive this horseshit setup I’ma get me the juiciest rug in town.

Why are the windows opening like that?




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